Grandmaster to Build Huge Martial Arts Center!

Grandmaster to build huge martial arts center!

By ALICIA BREWER, Martial Arts News Today – Detroit MichiganGrandmaster Kulfi Khota, who arrived in Detroit 10 days ago, has already bought a large property in the soon to be revived neighborhood at West Chicago and Livernois in Detroit.

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Grandmaster Khota is the only living grandmaster in the ancient Chinese art of Kung Pow, a vicious form of ballet originally conceived of by the late Grandmaster Samandhi Bhatananda, in a series of dreams. To carry on his memory, Grandmaster Khota plans on soon opening the Kung Pow Center, a giant delusion consisting of several stadiums, a swimming pool, and two makiwara boards. The centerpiece is an elevated training area surrounded by mirrors. “I saw Ip Man movie with Donnie Yen and he fight on platform. So I think I want same platform. But I’m so pretty, I also want to look at myself!”

The grandmaster first starting learning kung fu at the age of 3 months and trained for many years under Grandmaster Bhatananda. Like many martial arts devotees at the time, Khota came from a rich family, which allowed him to punch things all day long without needing to work for a living. He earned his first black belt at the age of 8, in karate. He then was taught the finer arts of narcissism and advanced posturing.

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Despite this being his first time in the United States, the grandmaster already has an enthusiastic following at the Kung Pow Center on Youtube, where he pushes his DVDs where he claims ownership of material that may not actually be his. When asked about accusations of being a fraud and removing all the fundamentals from the internal arts, he laughed, “I do not care what they think! I have good attitude and that is most important! This is why I have good qi and perfect hair! Anyone can learn kung fu! Much easier to learn without principles! Much easier to teach too!”

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Grandmaster Kulfi Khota will be giving free classes to anyone who will help him clear the underbrush at his soon to be martial arts and sports complex. All donations will go to build the Kung Pow Center (and to buy a car and maybe also some new clothes and some wine and a few little things like food and rent and Pay-Per-View). All donations personally blessed by Grandmaster Khota himself!